Eclipse (2010) review

Let’s get this out of the way first: Eclipse makes no damn sense. Unless you’re steeped in Twilight lore, you won’t have a clue as to who these people are, why that one guy seems spectacularly greasy in the sunlight, why a bunch of pan-ethnic brown-skinned werewolf people hang out shirtless together (is it for ease-of-wolf transitioning? Or just to bring all the ladies to the yard? Are they Twilight’s milkshake?), and why anyone gives a rat’s ass about a sullen teenage girl. No

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