Ooh, we’re about to be so mean, girls.
Looking at the crags and canyons on that face (And seriously, David, you’re not even 40 yet; you shouldn’t look that beat. It’s long past time to break out the sunscreen and moisturizer, wouldn’t you say?), we feel secure in saying, DAVID. YOU ARE TOO OLD TO BE DRESSING LIKE A 20-SOMETHING HIPSTER. There, we said it. We’re not saying he’s not allowed to wear a skinny tie, or skinny jeans, or a bright red
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