Ah, Thanksgiving–the day the U.S. government has officially set aside for the gathering of families to gorge themselves on carbs and then sit on their arses for the next four (six? sixteen?) hours because they’re too stuffed to move. It’s a federal holiday, and to shirk this duty of sanctioned sloth would be unpatriotic, and so join me, citizens, and let us all make ass-dents in our couches with fervor! Also: if you don’t have a second slice of pie, the terrorists win.
But w
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