Last week I was unable to recap Modern Family because a swarm of locusts showed up and devoured all the crops. All the able-bodied men were called out to the fields, and we beat the bushes and burned those hungry sons of bitches back to the hell they hopped from. In addition to the locust plague, I spoke at the Blissdom Canada conference, where I spent my time telling people things they already knew, but hopefully in a fashion that resembled entertainment. Thanks for your understanding, an
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