Top Five Daniel Day-Lewis Characters My Wife Would Rather Be Married To Than Me

Let’s be honest here: I’m a spectacular catch. Really. I’m handsome charming intelligent kind to children and animals sexy as all get-out and able to carry heavy things… what more could any woman ask for? And yet: with startling regularity, as my wife and I flip through our bizillion channels of HD cable each evening, we find ourselves face-to-ruggedly-chiseled-face with any number of Daniel Day-Lewis characters — and somehow, despite the limitations of time, space and that whole

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